My (dumb) Joke

A guy enters the bar and sees his buddy sitting by himself, looking upset.

The guy asks "What's wrong? "

His buddy reply "My woman is exerting her dominance  again and through me out"

The guy grabs his buddy by the shoulders and yells "You are the man of the house! March back to your home and tell that bitch off!"

Feeling motivated,  the buddy agrees and after finishing his drink, he storms out of the bar.

An hour later, the buddy comes back to the bar with a shinner.

The guy asks "Oh shit! What happened to your eye?"

His buddy reply "Well, I did what you said and..."

The guy asks "And what?"

His buddy reply  "She gave me a black eye!"

The guy flinched a little and says "Damn! I'm sorry,  dude! I forgot your grandma can hit that hard!"

Dumb joke, huh?