The following rant is going to contain several uses of the f - word. By f-word, I'm mean fuck...there, I said it!
I'm sick and fucking tired of this fucking cold! Come, sun, what the fuck your doing: getting ass rape by the moon, hoping for a another fucking eclipse?
Tired of turning on the fucking heaters, giving the light company more reasons to fuck us in the ass. This is supposed to be the fucking south I'm living in, not fucking Alaska.
I swear to Devorare, if I nut sack gets fucking cold again, I'll lose my fucking shit. I'm find going to fucking find me a big girl or a fucking bear to cuddle with and tell them to fuck off in the first fucking sign of seasonal warmth.
Hope spring finally fucking comes, I don't want to get sick for the third fucking time.